⚡ ACTION JESUS: RESURRECTION RAMPAGE ⚡
✝️ THE SECOND COMING GOT A BIGGER BUDGET ✝️
SCROLL FOR MIRACLES!
⚔️ MIRACLE PHOTO OPS ⚔️
🚀 REVELATION ROAD ROCKET 🚀
Heaven's horsepower on turbo boost.
⚔️ SERMON SLASHER ⚔️
Cutting sin in 1080p.
🏍️ RETRO RAPTURE 🏍️
8-bit speed, eternal salvation.
🏍️ NEON RAGNAROK 🏍️
The colour of the end times: hot pink.
🙏 REPENT NOW 🙏
Limited time offer: salvation!
🌈 NEON APOCALYPSE 🌈
When the void goes rainbow.
💥 NUCLEAR VISION 💥
Eyes melted by holiness.
🌃 NEON CHAOS 🌃
A city baptized in light.
🌀 VORTEX OF FAITH 🌀
Pulled into the divine unknown.
📊 JESUS POWER STATS 📊
⚔️ COMBAT SKILLS ⚔️
DIVINITY DAMAGE:
∞ INFINITE ∞
LIGHT-SPEED LOAVES:
Faster than "Let there be light"
SMITE INTENSITY:
11 on the thunder dial
MIRACLE MULTIPLIER:
Breaks every known metaphor
🔥 SPECIAL ABILITIES 🔥
RESURRECTION:
UNLIMITED LIVES
HOLY EXPLOSIONS:
NUCLEAR LEVEL
DIVINE PROTECTION:
IMPENETRABLE
LOVE POWER:
UNIVERSE CHANGING
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🎵 ACTION JESUS SOUNDTRACK 🎵
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